KEWL page!!! Love the starfield. How did you get the text to scroll like that?? Please email me the secret. Also do you have this in frames?
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Found you on the WebRing. Bookmarked under "cool sites". My homepage has a MIDI that plays automatically — would you consider adding one? It really completes the experience.
First!! Wait, wrong site. Anyway — clicked your "want something better" button and ended up in 2005?? My MySpace top 8 has been updated accordingly.
I came here from a growth-hacking newsletter to "evaluate the funnel". I have now been pressing the time travel button for forty minutes. The funnel is fine. The funnel is a wormhole.
Hired them for an actual project. The website they built us is modern, fast and beautiful, and at no point did it contain a marquee. Mild disappointment about the marquee. Five stars.
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